Hehe!! Woman Divorces Her Husband Over “Small Pénis” In Delta

 
A lady, who’s a primary school teacher in one of the public primary schools in Asaba, Delta State, on Thursday asked an Asaba Magistrate Court to separate her and the husband over what she described as “Unattractive joystick” during their s*xual intercourse.

In a no-bare revelations before the court, the wife who broke down in tears in court, said:
“What pains me most is the way and manner my husband beats me when he cannot satisfy me, each time he made love to me, it is all full of regrets” adding that she had been married to the man over six years ago without a child.

“I am tired and sick of this man your worship, he cannot perform as a man, instead he will be forming quarrels where he will be using me as punching bags to cover up his weakness, the joystick is very small and we have visited several doctors who said it was normal” she fumed during cross-examination by the husband’s lawyer, Barr. Austine Ekeroweh.

The husband, a geologist, in a swift response, stir up the onlookers in the court when he fired: “she is not neat and I have complained severally and she had been adamant, she sleeps like log of wood and not romantic, your worship, I’m also tired, please let her go for me to have my rest”.

For close to forty minutes, the court stood in load ovation and laughter from onlookers including the Magistrate, Mr. Frank Enemor who after carefully listening to both parties, rules that the marriage be dissolved since the couple insisted with cogent reasons and without a child yet, while the man was asked to pay N20, 000 cost of the woman’s property he damaged during their quarrels.

From January till date, over six marriages have be dissolved at magistrate courts in Asaba, Delta State for alleged impotence on the part of the men or witchcraft on the part of the women.

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